Thursday 5 May 2011
This IS WHAt We CALled A DEAdlOck.........
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .
Monday 2 May 2011
15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
life is as we take it
A little girl walked to and from school daily.. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school.
As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming word, would cut through the sky.
Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each, the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile.
When the mother's car drove up beside the child, she lowered the window and called to her, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?"
The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty, God keeps taking my picture"
"Face the storms that come your way and don't forget to SMILE!
Now Smile...... And pass it along to brighten someone else's day because
I know you SMILED !
As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming word, would cut through the sky.
Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each, the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile.
When the mother's car drove up beside the child, she lowered the window and called to her, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?"
The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty, God keeps taking my picture"
"Face the storms that come your way and don't forget to SMILE!
Now Smile...... And pass it along to brighten someone else's day because
I know you SMILED !
Your Computer - Male or Female?
To find out the gender of your computer follow these instructions
* Open Notepad.
* Type or copy-paste: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
* Save as computer_gender.vbs
* Run the file.(double click on that file)
If you hear a male voice, you have a boy;
If you hear a female voice, you have a girl;
* Open Notepad.
* Type or copy-paste: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
* Save as computer_gender.vbs
* Run the file.(double click on that file)
If you hear a male voice, you have a boy;
If you hear a female voice, you have a girl;
Superb quote.................
There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work
and
those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
those who do the work
and
those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
Sunday 1 May 2011
Always remember to forget
Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.
Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But don't forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.
Always remember to forget
The troubles that have passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.
The things that made you sad
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.
Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But don't forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.
Always remember to forget
The troubles that have passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.
Want SUCCESS and HAPPINESS in life
Want SUCCESS and HAPPINESS in life :
You should have :
More KNOWLEDGE than others,
More INVOLVEMENT than others,
More LISTENING than others,
Less SPEAKING than others,
Less EXPECTATION from others.
Success, success, success... ... ...
1. Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people.
-------John McEnroe
2. Success is something that always comes faster to the man your wife almost married.
-------Unknown
3. Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
------Earl Wilson
4. We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
------Jean Cocturan
5. 90 per cent of success is turning up. Take Action!
------Woody Allen
6. Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
---------Harold Coffin
7. Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
----------Jim Backus
8.The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
---------Joe Girard
9. Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
Failure As a Stepping Stone To Success
---Al Bernstein
10. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
----Mark Twain
11. If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut.
Be a Winner
LUCKY means who get the Opportunity.
BRILLIANT means who create the opportunity.
WINNER means who use the opportunity.
Be a Winner always..
BRILLIANT means who create the opportunity.
WINNER means who use the opportunity.
Be a Winner always..
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